yes iknowiamawesomeandyouguysreadmyblogsothatyoucanactuallyhavealifeinsteadofpatheticallyfindone
lol. jk . i should really ask some of my (female)friends that know how to put a line across words. i tried opening a chatbox to one of my contacts that i blocked, turned the "strikeout" effect . and "copy and paste" . dosent seem to work... OH WELL....
I woke up at 11. had a noodle-ey breakfast... read some myth stories given by my literature teacher. it explains why both ends of the world have ice and how phaethon pwned the world and got stabbed by zeus sexy lightnings.
zeus has some electrifying personality in the story btw...
.and so it was 12pm...
sis was like OMG OMGO MOGOMGMGOGMOMGMGMOMG IM WATCHING ONE MISSED CALL(FINAL) ON YOUTUUBEEE!!
II myself wanted to see how scary it was , didnt watched the one missed call when it first came out ....
turns out it was lame. im serious =.=
it wasnt even scary. it was HILARIOUS.
flew down to the mrt with my awesome new earpiece i bought from korea..~
.AH FCK THE ITALIC FONT THINGY.. PISSES ME OFF.
omg
soienauvoieoweroewudjfkdsjflkmvckjvosadsads ah.. better.
boarded the mrt when i saw bb senior beside me.
technically he said hi first. he was going to the singapore flyer.
ii asked him a question that would either make him feel guilty or happy.
"o level results coming out on monday.... ya nervous?"
pwnzarxx~
.went for tuition. ended at 3. was at the mrt's busstop when this old guy with uber thick specs asked me for a piece of paper for him to write addresses down. i quietly complied and wrote for him "ang mo kio avenue 3 golden hill estate" or something liddat.
he even went up to stopped buses to ask them stuffs
after that ..
he said a word of thanks and walked away from the bus stop.
.WHAT IN EVERY RELIGION'S GODS NAME ARE UU FREAKING DOING O.O
seriously... its just these things that u meet in ur everyday life that rocks..gogo old man!!xD
.went back to 407 and crapped with 3 horny kids that are in my ex primary sch...
went hme....mom friend came over ... later they going to buy new tv xD.. after they left i chilled .... received a call from me friend and went to the basketball court.
eventually ended up at chai chee's basketballcourt.
after tht we were so bored we went to bedok interchange.
=== WARNING ===
THE FOLLOWING MAY CONTAIN SEXUAL HUMOUR THAT MAY NOT BE SUITABLE
FOR MINOR AGES. PLEASE SKIP THIS PART IF YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED BY YOUR PARENTS TO BE SEXUALLY OPENED.IF YOUR TOO LAZY TO SKIP , JUST DONT GET CAUGHT BY UR PARENTS THEN.THESE THINGS ARE JUST FOR ENTERTAINMENT AND
NOT MEANT SERIOUSLY. PLEASE DO NOT FLAME ON MY CBOX .. TYVM!!~~
and please dont expect a high lvl of comedy. we're just secondary students.........am i?
and all sentences are actually chinese soo.... the english version may not sound funny.
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We were walking past this block lahh... then my friend starts to get horny.
because a group of malay girls in very thin clothing walked past us.
it is spoked in order. meaning one sentence my friend say and one sentence i say..
"aaron! if uu wan to have sex with a malay girl. would u do it?"
"aiyoo their -ahem- so black . you cant differentiate between their pubic hair and their -ahem- later during intercourse sure cannot aim properly one!"
we LOL-ED
"then use torchlight lah!!"
".cannot lahh... their -ahem- already so black, confirm light will reflect... somemore if u
add -ahem- with light ahh .. THEIR -AHEM- CAN AMPLIFY THE LIGHT SIAAAA. LATER
BLINDED BY THEIR -AHEM- POWER LEHH"
LOL-EDDDDDD for 30 sec.
"use sunglasses lah!"
"come on lahh.. its already so BLACK AND U STILL WANT IT TO BE DARKER. walao lehh."
Lol . after that we walked across the bus terminalls.. the place where many buses dock lahh..then we passed by this guy holding a basketball with a slim normal pretty secondary ah lian type of girls lah.but this one's super tanned,like a malay liddat, most probably due to playing basketball under the sun . ii noticed the guy kept looking at me when i looked at him. to avoid any unneccessary fights. ii looked away.
after that my friend said ...
"wahh that guy think he very powerful with his ball in his arms, we three ppl ...and somemore reborn122(sry i can only use his game name due to privacy reasons) holding the ball, he also look at u like wan fight lehhh"
"aiyo nvm lahh . u see the girl beside him? walaaaoo leh his gf skin so black like my shit, u know ahhh ii think if she didnt met him right... she will be like my toilet paper. so white...
but aiyo , that guy like my anus . so if she meet him ahh...."
toilet paper wipe anus = dirtied toilet paper. get the joke?
LOLED LOLED LOLED
its converted into english . but... if its in chinese, the effect is there .....
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horny section finished...
after that took 222 outside 407 bb court and sat on it and made one whole round around bedok....went to the pasar malam beside bedok police headquarters...
bought ramly burger :D and drinks... walked hme after thatt....
while walking home... my friend got super high because
1)he DROPPED HIS RAMLY BURGER LOL.
2)he needs to go to the toilet
3)its very late at night
he cant walk without shaking his head...and he kept wacking my stomach as in "piak" everytime i looked at him .
awesome friend. you just cant live without one.
WENT HME AND WTF MY MOM BOUGHT o.o
a videocamera.... i asked my mom and she said 799bucks.
ii really want to kill my mom for spending that much man.............
wth........ can pay my tuition with that money right....
can buy me assesment books with it right............
ii dont want to like tell everyone that IGOTANEWCAMERA/VIDEOCAMERABWAHAHAHA
but .. plz. dont act stupid like my mom and get something useful.
verry waste the money lehh. =,=
anyway. its 2.25am . im effing tired. plz thank me for posting this wonderful and horny post. hope u guys liked the horny jokes . and to those who didnt see it . plz ignore the warning thingy and just read it. LOL JK.
special thanks to henderson who went to malaysia to help me buy 8gb memory stick...
LOL . theresss something ironicc in this posttt......... its super obvious .. tell me on my cbox. tyvm.
>:3